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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and their Neocon friends are sick of Obama not protecting America. They have come up with a plan to mix the DNA from the greatest dinosaur, the T-Rex, and from the greatest man, Ronald Reagan, to create a creature so powerful that it can spread freedom and stop ISIS. With the help of 16-year-old dinosaur lover and MIT graduate student Michael Hanley, they perfect the algorithm and create the Reagansaurus. The Reagansaurus is not the American loving animal they imagined. It is a creature obsessed with ejaculating on the weakest and then eating them. The more he cums and the more he eats—the stronger the Reagansaurus becomes. With all of America, except Alaska, covered in dinosemen, President Hillary Clinton and Michael Hanley must find a sexy conservative woman to seduce and stop the Reagansaurus. Is that woman Sarah Palin? You betcha. This is a Bizarro Erotica novella where "Jurassic World" meets "The Spy Who Loved Me" featuring dinosaur bukkake, ball twirling, sucking, and licking, hand job genocide, facial squirting, interracial bukkake gang bang, monster cock worship, and Cowgirl T-Rex cock riding.
- Sales Rank: #3620350 in Books
- Published on: 2015-08-19
- Original language: English
- Dimensions: 9.00" h x .25" w x 6.00" l, .35 pounds
- Binding: Paperback
- 110 pages
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful.
Smarter than it introduces itself to be.
By Benoit Lelievre
Well, I've enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I'd enjoy a 50 pages satire erotica novelette in my life. Turns out there is meat on the bone (pun half-intended) of this Mandy De Sandra phenomenon. She's hilarious because the object of her satire is the deeply-rooted issues America has faced since the 1980s and illustrates it with crazy, over the top symbolism and allegories. Some passages were difficult on my stomach because I have a low treshold of tolerence for gruesome sex (and if you do too, maybe you should skip it. I'm a crazy person), but it is genuinely funny. Mandy De Sandra is the most exciting thing that happened to liberal arts in the scope of an election since Barack Obama played basketball with Jay Z in 08.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful.
Another amazing feat of storytelling from Ms. Mandy De Sandra
By Will Van Stone Jr
Back in 1990, one Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park introduced the world to the incredible possibilities of DNA – that is, the ability to use it to bring long extinct creatures back to life. The 2015 hit Jurassic World took that a step further – what if we improved upon evolution’s design and made something so amazing, so beyond our own (limited) comprehension that we were suddenly ranked last in the food chain hierarchy? Really, wonderful things to consider but there’s something beyond simple dinosaur DNA mixing, something that even the brilliant mind of the venerable Mr. Crichton himself couldn’t possibly imagine.
Combining man and beast. A truly spine-tingling venture and one none had yet the bravery to explore. But now, thanks to the efforts of one truly remarkable American, we have the opportunity to explore the frightening concept.
Mandy De Sandra has crafted yet another fascinating, and oddly erotic, tale that forces the reader to question the values so many hold; from blind faith in science to absolute adoration of a religious figure, single-mindedness in all its ugliness is explored. When George W. Bush and Dick “Shoot Your Face” Cheney bring in unsuspecting, and naive virgin, Michael Hanley to help them realize their dreamish nightmare of protecting America from the terrorists, they unwittingly release a monstrosity upon this great nation’s people the like of which Yahweh would hide from. The Reagansaurus is borne of the worst parts of the monstrous T-Rex and Ronald Reagan. From the moment of its birth, this terrible creation wrecks havoc by first releasing on its victims then devouring them. It is truly a twenty-first century Frankenstein if Frankenstein was constantly masturbating. Like, non-frikking-stop. Damn. Talk about chaffing.
In the midst of this Jurassic crisis (I know T-Rex is not a Jurassic-age dinosaur so keep the geek-speak to yourself, please), we witness how easily the human mind, such a fragile thing, really, can so easily fall back to ancient beliefs and practices; seen as God’s wrath incarnate, the pitiful humans begin worshipping the Reagansaurus in order to appease their beloved deity whom they fear. Seriously, poop-the-pants fear. And only one woman can save the world: Sarah “Hi Russia!” Palin. She may be a useless twit in the real world but in Mandy De Sandra’s twisted tale, she is a heroic figure willing to give her life, nay, her very vagina, to save humanity from the Reagansaurus’ voracious appetite.
There is no author out there today quite like Ms. De Sandra; she’s smart, funny, sassy and sick in ways even Hannibal Lector would be scared of. She’s already rocked the internet with such harrowing tales as Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick and The Maskerade Ball In DC: Where Masker Men, Become A Real Cinderella...to Men & Women of Power; her star will only continue to rise until she is bigger than even Anne Rice and Stephen King. Combined. BOOM. Now, go pick up your copy.
READ THIS BOOK NOW.
4.5/5
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful.
Now this is my kind of story, and really ...
By quesy
Now this is my kind of story, and really it hits home how rare it is for heroes to take advantage of the overwhelmingly male aspect of many monsters. You'd think, that with all the huge dicked princess ravaging dragon stories out there, the dragon's big dick would eventually get it killed, especially considering the total lack of armor there. Hope to see some more bizarre giant monster stuff in the future.
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